Impact opens with a video package highlighting the meeting between Hulk Hogan and Sting that took place last week. The recap also focuses on the match between Desmond Wolfe and Rob Van Dam that ended with AJ Styles attacking RVD and cashing in his rematch clause for a match at Sacrifice.
The Impact intro then hits as we are welcomed to this week’s show that will feature a match between Tara and Taylor Wilde and the announce team teases who will take on Rob Van Dam in a challenge match that is influenced by the contenders voting done by the fans.
Eric Bischoff’s music then hits as he comes down to the ring and introduces the World Champion as RVD. The champion comes down to the ring as the fans start a huge “RVD!” chant. Bischoff begins to talk about the contender’s poll and says that Jeff Hardy is one of the top names on the poll and is about to book a match between the two for tonight, however, nobody knows where Hardy is.
Bischoff says he is going to give RVD the night off but RVD would rather be a fighting champion as he is then cut off by AJ Styles’ music. Styles walks down to the ring in a suit and says he is in the mood to hurt someone before challenging RVD to a match. Styles then promises to break RVD’s legs so he doesn’t have to break a sweat at Sacrifice to get his TNA World Championship back.
Jeff Hardy’s music then hits as he comes down the entrance ramp and apologizes for being late and says he is ready for his match tonight. Styles says a new match has already been made two which Hardy suggests having a three way match. RVD agrees to it and Bischoff makes it official as Styles begins to scream at Bischoff in the ring.
The announce team then breaks down the main event as we head into a commercial break.
Jeremy Borash is standing backstage with the Beautiful People and Madison Rayne says Tara needs to understand that she is no longer the Knockouts Champion and to let her run with the ball. Velvet Sky then steps in and says all of the gold will stay with the Beautiful People after Sacrifice as Lacey Von Erich and cuts her off as she has to go to the bathroom. Velvet and Madison can’t believe she just cut Velvet off before we head back to the Impact Zone.
Match 1: Taylor Wilde vs. Tara
Sarita joins her partner but Slick Johnson sends her to the back before the match starts. The bell then rings and Taylor goes on the attack as the match goes out to the floor with Taylor getting in most of the offense. Tara begins to plead with Taylor for a moment before turning the tide of the match. Tara misses with a springboard leg drop but connects with a boot to the midsection while Taylor jumped off the middle rope to pick up the pin fall victory. After the match, Tara begins to attack Taylor with her knee brace as Sarita runs out to the ring to help her partner.
There is then some commotion going on in the back as Chelsea is seen surround by security and is crying as Desmond Wolfe yells at the camera man and tells him to get out of here. After a commercial break, Christy announces that details are coming out and she was attacked in an undisclosed location.
Match 2: Brian Kendrick vs. Douglas Williams
Douglas Williams comes wearing the X Division Championship around his waist and berates Kendrick for a bit before announcing that it is a non-title match. Kendrick then goes on the attack but Williams fires back with a snap suplex for a two count. Kazarian then joins the announce team as Kendrick begins to make a comeback. Kendrick picks up a near fall before Williams regains control and begins working over Kendrick’s leg.
Kazarian tells the announce team that he is going to grab his X Division Title and begins walking towards the ring which distracts Williams. Kendrick then rolls up Williams from behind and picks up the pin fall. Williams is shocked at the result and snatches the title belt before Kazarian can get it.
We head to the back once again Christy is trying to find out who attacked Chelsea. She asks Pat Kenney but will not say who it is but he cannot believe who it is as he walks away.
After another commercial break, Christy says she has found out who the attacker is but she is not able to release who it is until he is in police custody but it will send shockwaves throughout TNA.
Match 3: Generation Me vs. Matt Morgan (Handicap Match)
Generation me goes right on the attack as Morgan enters the ring but he easily powers them around. He takes Jeremy down with a Hellevator and then nails Max with a Carbon Footprint before getting on the microphone. Morgan demands to know who his tag team partner is at Sacrifice and promises bloodshed. Morgan places Jeremy against the ring post and is about to kick him in the head as Samoa Joe’s music hits.
Joe comes out to the ring and the two go at it before Joe sets Morgan up in the corner and takes him down with the muscle buster. Joe then leaves the ring as Morgan is left laying in the ring. The Band’s music then hits as they slowly walk down to the ring with the Feast or Fired briefcase. Nash cashes the case in.
Match 4: The Band vs. Matt Morgan
Earl Hebner rings the bell as Scott Hall stands on the ring apron and Kevin Nash slowly goes for the cover and picks up the three count. The Band then celebrates with the tag team belts as we head into a commercial break.
The docu-cam sneaks up on Ink Inc as the two are talking about what the Band is capable of but it is all about the titles and they are going to make a statement at Sacrifice.
Match 5: Beer Money vs. the Motorcity Machine Guns vs. Team 3D vs. Ink Inc. (Four Way Tag Team Match)
The Guns start out strong against Beer Money and use their quickness and double team moves to start the match out. Brother Devon tags himself into the match and goes up against Robert Roode and picks up a pin attempt before tagging in Brother Ray. Ray doesn’t last in the match for long as Shannon Moore tags himself in but is sent out to the floor by Roode.
Storm beats on Moore for a while before sending him back into his partner and is tagged into the match. Beer Money works over Moore for a bit before picking up a couple of near falls while using quick tags in and out of the ring. Moore, however, is able to finally counter with a bulldog before tagging in his partner. Jesse Neal comes in and hits several clotheslines on Roode before taking him down with a back body drop.
Neal goes for a pin attempt and Storm breaks it up but the match quickly breaks down. The Guns go up against Team 3D before turning their attention to Beer Money. The ring finally clears as Neal pounds Devon in the corner. Ray comes up from behind, though, and the take Neal out with a decapitation clothesline. Team 3D goes for a pin fall but Moore breaks it up.
Team 3D sets up for the 3D but Neal breaks it up and Ray slaps Neal across the face as he can’t believe he would do that. Moore, though, hits the Mooregasm on Ray and Neal connects with a spear to pick up the pin fall victory. Moore is seen standing in the ring after the match and it looks like he had an earring ripped out as he is bleeding pretty good from his left ear.
The docu-cam is with Ric Flair who says it is a big night for TNA as AJ Styles is getting in the ring with RVD and Jeff Hardy, who he feels a rift is forming between the two. He says Styles has the edge even though Flair is barred from ringside. Flair then guarantees RVD will limp his way to Sacrifice.
Rob Terry is then seen walking in the backstage area and will be defending his Global Championship against Abyss, and that match is up next.
The docu-cam listens in on a conversation between RVD and Jeff Hardy and Hardy thanks RVD for letting him in the match. RVD brings up how Hardy told him to come over to TNA and how they would take over the fans and they have. They both say they are going to bring it and RVD says they will break Styles.
Rob Terry comes out to the ring to defend his title against Abyss, but Abyss doesn’t come out for the match. We head to the back to see Abyss is being surrounded by police and is handcuffed. Abyss wants to know where Dixie Carter and Hulk Hogan are at and wants some answers as to what is happening. Before he is placed in the car, Desmond Wolfe attacks him but is restrained by police. Hogan finally comes out and tells Abyss not to worry before he takes his mask off and says he will follow him to the police station.
Back in the ring, Orlando Jordan attacks Terry from behind and nails him with a low blow. Jordan then goes out to the floor and grabs a lead pipe and knocks Terry out and then tosses a deck of cards at Terry before security rolls him out of the ring.
After a commercial break, OJ is still standing in the ring and he says he will say and do what he wants because he is a wild card. Jordan then offers up an open challenge to anyone to come and take him out of the ring. Tomko takes him up on that challenge.
Match 6: Orlando Jordan vs. Tomko
Tomko quickly takes Jordan down and sends him crashing down to the mat with a fallaway slam but Jordan is able to comeback with a dropkick to the face. Jordan continues to work Tomko over but Tomko is able to comeback and levels Jordan with a clothesline. Tomko’s offense doesn’t last long as Jordan connects with a back cracker and puts Tomko in a guillotine choke to win the match by submission.
The docu-cam is looking at Hulk Hogan who knows Abyss couldn’t have done what he was accused of. Lacey Von Erich then walks in and hands over her cell phone and tells her to watch the video as it is all a big mistake.
Eric Bischoff is standing in the back with Tara and says she is going to wrestle again as Sarita asked for a match and she deserves it after her attitude problems as of late.
Match 7: Sarita vs. Tara
Sarita attacks Tara on the entrance ramp before sending her into the ring the hard way. Tara crawls out to the floor and Sarita follows and sends her into the steel steps before landing a dropkick. The match makes it into the ring where Sarita continues with her attack and Tara begins to plead once more. Sarita doesn’t fall for it and tries to take Tara’s knee brace off. Slick Johnson pulls Sarita off and she inadvertently hits him in the eye. While the referee is blinded, Tara knocks Sarita out with the brace and picks up the pin fall. Tara tries to continue on the attack but Slick Johnson pulls her off as she leaves the ring.
We then see AJ Styles standing in the back getting ready for his match as the main event is up next.
A video package highlighting Sting’s recent actions is aired. Jeff Jarrett wonders why the dark side has come out of Sting at this point in his career and the two will meet at Sacrifice as Jarrett promises to get answers out of Sting.
Prior to the match, the docu-cam catches up with RVD who says he is going to kick AJ Styles’ ass at Sacrifice and is going to let him know about it tonight and is throwing Jeff Hardy in the mix. He plans on going out to the ring and showing them why he is the whole f’n show.
Match 8: Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles vs. Rob Van Dam
The match starts as RVD and Hardy double team Styles going back and forth with a few moves. Hardy tries to pick up the pin fall but RVD pull him off. Hardy then nails RVD with a kick to end their partnership. Hardy begins to work over Styles some more before RVD kicks Hardy a few times and continues to work over Styles. RVD goes for a pin attempt but Hardy breaks up the pin attempt.
Hardy begins to work on both Styles and RVD and takes them down with a couple of neck breakers but Styles is able to recover and finally get in some offense in this match. Styles is able to take RVD down with a chop block and hooks in the figure four. Hardy recovers and breaks up the submission move before he heads to the top rope but Styles gets up and knocks Hardy out to the floor.
RVD comes back and hits a monkey flip on Styles as Mr. Anderson comes out and begins attacking Hardy on the floor. Meanwhile, RVD heads to the top rope and comes down with a kick but ends up hitting both Styles and the referee. RVD then heads out and nails Anderson from behind and sends him flying into the guard railing. With those three on the floor, Styles leaps over the top rope and onto all of them.
Styles then plants RVD with a DDT onto the floor. Styles rolls RVD into the ring and picks up the pin fall while using the ropes for leverage. Styles then leaves the ring as Mr. Anderson sarcastically apologizes to Jeff Hardy for interfering in their match.
Hardy then gets on the microphone and tells Anderson to get into the ring so they can finish this. Anderson begins walking down to the ring but turns around as Hulk Hogan’s music hits. Hogan comes out and stares down Anderson as he tries to take a shot at Hogan but Hogan nails him with a right fist. Hardy then comes in and joins in as we head into a commercial break.
We return to see the brawl still going on as Anderson smashes Hardy’s face into the steel steps. Hardy comes back, though, and sends Anderson into the steel guard railing and into the stage. Hardy then sets up a table just off of the entrance ramp and delivers the swanton bomb from the announce table and onto the table. Anderson is laid out and is checked on by referees and trainers as Hardy celebrates on the entrance ramp.
We then are treated to the video that Lacey Von Erich gave to Hulk Hogan as we see Desmond Wolfe tearing her dress and splashing water on her face in the bathroom. Wolfe is telling her how to act and how to put the blame on Abyss. The announce team says that it looks like their plan was exposed and Desmond Wolfe will have to pay for it as Abyss puts up the Hall of Fame ring and Wolfe puts up Chelsea for 30 days.
A music video to hype the big matches at Sacrifice is aired as Impact comes to a close.
Quick Results
- Tara defeated Taylor Wilde by pin fall.
- Brian Kendrick defeated Douglas Williams by pin fall.
- Matt Morgan and Generation Me fought to a no contest in a handicap match.
- The Band defeated Matt Morgan by pin fall for the TNA Tag Team Championship.
- Ink Inc. defeated Team 3D, Beer Money and the Motorcity Machine Guns in a Four Way Tag Team match.
- Orlando Jordan defeated Tomko by submission.
- Tara defeated Sarita by pin fall.
- AJ Styles defeated Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy by pin fall.
Starman’s Thoughts
I’ve always thought that TNA spend more time showcasing wrestling on Impact and tonight we actually got a total of eight matches. With that said, though, none of the matches were really that great nor did many of them even get more than three minutes. Not a good showing for a go-home show as Sacrifice takes place this Sunday.
The one good match of the night was a meaningless four-way tag team match. It gave the tag team division a chance to showcase some of the teams even though it was obvious that Ink Inc. was going to win the match as they are in line for a title shot against the Band at Sacrifice, which in itself is something horribly wrong.
At first I really liked that Ink Inc. was going up against Matt Morgan after the way he treated them in recent weeks. I didn’t think the new tag team was worthy of a shot but it made logical sense. Now, though, Morgan is out of the picture as the Band cashed in their Feast or Fired briefcase to win the tag team titles.
So instead of having Ink Inc. get their revenge on Morgan, they are going up against the Band, who now holds the gold. Somehow that match seems to be even less intriguing than Ink Inc. against Morgan and a partner of Hogan’s choosing. What’s even worse, though, is that we saw at least four other tag teams on tonight’s show that is more worthy of holding the titles and/or getting a title shot. Five if you count Taylor Wilde & Sarita.
I will give out some credit, though, to Shannon Moore after it appeared that he had an earring or two ripped out of his ear during the match. I’ve had that happen to me once before and it doesn’t feel all that great.
Enough with the tag team division; I’m going to move on to the main event. On paper, a three-way match between RVD, Jeff Hardy and AJ Styles could easily sell a pay-per-view if the TNA World Championship was on the line. The match that happened, though, would have left a lot of fans wanting their money back as it barely even got a chance to start.
I thought we were going to be in for a treat as there was about 20 minutes left of the broadcast when the introductions started, but the post-match brawl between Hardy and Mr. Anderson seemed to last longer than the actual match itself. I guess it did help put over two of the bigger PPV matches, but Eric Bischoff what Mike Tenay called a dream match, and it was nothing even close to that.
Speaking of Bischoff, he claimed tonight that Jeff Hardy was one of highest ranked contenders in the fan poll, which is strange because I seem to remember both Desmond Wolfe and Matt Morgan at the top. Maybe I was looking at a different poll, or maybe it was due to this show being taped over a week ago.
The backstage docu-cam, which I will be calling it from now on, was used a lot and used effectively tonight. My one gripe with it, though, is that the audio doesn’t always come out too great. If it wasn’t for the captions, I don’t think anyone would have heard the conversation between Jeff Hardy and RVD.
Once again Orlando Jordan got the best of Rob Terry in a feud that I have no real desire to see continue. After beating down Terry, Jordan issued an open challenge that was answered by none other than Tomko. Every time I see that guy I think back to a time in which he could have been a huge main event player in TNA. Now he is just a huge, and I use that term loosely, enhancement talent. Just think what could have been.
Finally, I am starting to wonder if we are seeing the last of Abyss’ mask. For some reason or another, Hulk Hogan has pegged Abyss to be the huge attraction in TNA but I don’t think he will get over that much when he plays a comical character wearing a silly mask. Sure, Rey Mysterio got over while wearing a mask, but these are two totally different personas. I would be all for that change, along with getting rid of any rings and other garbage like that.
As for Abyss being a top draw, well, I think there are plenty others better suited for that role, but I still wouldn’t mind changing up his character a bit.
One last note, I will be offering up my Sacrifice preview and predictions this weekend and I will also be covering WWE Raw live for a few weeks starting this Monday, so you will be hearing from me a lot in the upcoming week.